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If Bert Could Go Back In Time Would He Shoot His Shot With This Celebrity?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

If you could relive any moment from your past to see if you really remember it correctly, what moment would you choose? Turns out The Bert Show have met a ton of celebrities and messed up in their memory! Like Bert who regrets not shooting his shot!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. All right, so the question I proposed to you guys was if you could relive any

0:06.8

moment, relive any moment from your past to see if you remember it correctly. Because we all have

0:13.0

selective memories, right? What moment are you going to choose? And this all came about because of

0:18.4

Plead the Fifth, which we have begrudgingly brought back to the Bert show because that's what the listeners want.

0:24.1

And we try to give you what you want.

0:26.6

When did we start that philosophy?

0:28.2

Well, you keep asking them, Bert.

0:29.9

I don't know why you keep going to Instagram and Facebook asking them what they love and hate about the show.

0:34.6

Yeah, we need to tweak that.

0:36.0

We need to tweak you, sir.

0:38.7

So we're doing plate the fifth, and Tommy's, you know, trying to get, you know, get a gotcha question.

0:44.4

And if I could relive any moment with an X, what moment would I want to relive?

0:50.1

And I chose a very specific one, not because I wanted to experience it again, but because I wanted to see if it is accurate in my, if it was as accurate in my head as I remember it. And this was it.

1:03.5

If you could relive a moment with one of your exes, who would you choose and what was the moment?

1:10.0

We went to Atlantic City. We were working for this hockey team. It was on this trip that I found out that the guy I was dating had a child that he was hiding. We had been together a year. So he was on an active part in the child. I remember coming back on the plane. I knew this information and I was just so distraught.

1:29.9

And now he knew because we had talked about it while I was in Atlantic City.

1:32.9

And I remember coming up the escalator from the airport and him standing there.

1:37.3

Just this intense moment.

1:39.3

I was so upset.

1:40.5

And then he was so upset.

1:42.1

I just wish I could play out that scene again and what he said

1:45.8

to make me stay with him. So yeah, he convinced me to stay. He actually ended up becoming a very

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