Is it just me or is anyone else super fucking?

Or did you talk like me?

Hi, I'm Rachel Hampton, and you're listening to ICYMI.

In case you missed it, Slate's podcast about internet culture.

Hello, hello, my beautiful little pair of social friends.

Congratulations on making it through another week.

God bless all of us.

I hope you all have some enriching plans for this weekend,

because me personally, I'm in the seventh ring of hell,

moving apartments, because New York housing is what it is.

So please send any good moving vibes,

y'all have for me and my roommate and poor Masha,

a cat who is going to be going through it this weekend.

But this show is not about me or Masha,

well it kind of is.

It's definitely not about Masha, but it's kind of about me.

But today's episode is definitely not about me,

though it did start with one of those age old questions

that comes to me late at night.

And that question is, the internet's getting worse, right?

Not to be all like, back in my day,

we walked uphill, built ways and snow for four miles to get to school.

...