ICYMI - The Best of Michael Kosta in Quarantine

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🗓️ 6 July 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Michael Kosta embraces vacationing from home, chats with a protester masquerading as the Grim Reaper and gets a primer on white support for the Black Lives Matter movement. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Hi, I'm Michael Costa.
0:13.9	Before the coronavirus, I had convinced Trevor to allow me to host a travel show through
0:19.1	the Italian wine region.
0:21.3	It was the perfect scene to allow me to go balls deep into a sea of Merlot.
0:26.5	But then we all went to shit.
0:29.1	So now I'm stuck taking you on a journey through my apartment.
0:33.3	Welcome to the street apartment.
0:38.1	A alarm code 79.78.
0:41.8	Come on.
0:42.8	Cheers.
0:47.0	My apartment is a beautiful land of two bedrooms and one bathroom, world renowned for its natural
1:01.4	light, its high ceilings, and its access to nearby parks, which I can no longer visit.
1:07.5	It was colonized in 2017 after I was evicted from my previous homeland for, according to
1:14.2	my parents, being 36.
1:16.9	But despite their ageism, I have moved on and now enjoy this apartment immensely, especially
1:23.6	its culinary delights.
1:30.0	Here in the centrally located kitchen, there are over three cereals to choose from, including
1:35.6	oat bran for when locals here are feeling a little irregular.
1:42.1	When you're in the kitchen, sample the national drink of my apartment, Home Brute Cumbucha,
1:48.2	which locals praise as not as disgusting as it looks.
1:52.6	In the middle of this bustling marketplace is an ancient heating device, a word of caution
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