ICYMI - The Best of Desi Lydic in Quarantine

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Desi Lydic Fox-splains the coronavirus pandemic, offers tips on how to panic better, delves into Obamagate and talks to a super-hot doctor. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.5	Coronavirus.
0:11.9	There are so many questions.
0:13.5	How is it spread?
0:14.5	How do we stop it?
0:15.8	And most importantly, who's to blame?
0:17.9	Well, I've been watching Fox News for 48 hours straight, and I think I'm ready to Fox
0:23.0	Blaine it.
0:24.0	Okay, first off, the World Health Organization, or as I like to call it,
0:29.8	the World Health Organization.
0:31.8	Tag teams with the Communist Democrat Republic of China.
0:34.6	Who's president, by the way, has the same barber as George Soros.
0:38.4	Coincidence?
0:39.4	Yeah, if you're Chuck Schumer, maybe.
0:41.5	But anyway, back to Dr. Fauci.
0:43.9	Do you know where this guy went to medical school?
0:45.7	I'll give you a hint.
0:46.7	Burisma.
0:47.5	That's right.
0:48.3	Hillary Clinton.
0:49.3	Or as I like to call her, hydroxychloroquilary Clinton.
0:53.4	That's part one.
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