You're listening to Comedy Central.

If you know anything about QAnon, you've probably heard that it's a conspiracy theory.

But the truth is, it's more like a political cult built around a conspiracy theory and

then crossed with a big book of word search puzzles.

And if that sounds complicated, well, wait till you hear what they believe in.

For believers, Q is an anonymous government official who posts classified information

about a covert battle between the president and a malicious ring of celebrities, political

elites and the so-called deep state.

This anonymous poster, Q, was giving secret clues about becoming, quote, great awakening.

The central theme here is that Hillary Clinton and many of the world's other politicians and

celebrities are members of a murderous child sex ring.

Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Tom Hanks and others eat children in order to extract a life

extending chemical from their blood group.

They believe that a group of military generals recruited President Trump to break up this

conspiracy and end their control of the government and the media.

Donald Trump and the QAnon view is going to save us from this in a moment called the storm.

His tweets are misspelled for a reason.

When he does coffee, the smocking gun, it's all cold for what is he telling us.

Okay, I want whatever these people are smocking.

Because Trump's typos are a secret message?

Man, I wish people were this forgiving when I did stupid shit.

No, you guys don't get it.

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