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This is the time of year when Americans would normally be fighting over whether to get

the canned cranberry sauce or the good canned cranberry sauce.

But in Corona, the big question is whether to have Thanksgiving at all.

There's no place like home for the holidays, and that indulgent Thanksgiving feast with

friends and family.

But coast to coast cases of the coronavirus are on the rise, and travel plans are changing.

In a recent survey, 47% of Americans say they're going to cancel.

There is growing concern, the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday could turn into a super spread or event.

New York City's mayor, Bill DeBlasio, just announcing that the Macy's Thanksgiving

day parade will go virtual this year.

Some experts are calling the hundreds of thousands of college students traveling across

the country for the holidays, quote, little ticking time bombs.

Oh yeah, this is the perfect holiday week for Corona.

Young people come home from colleges, party together indoors in their hometown, and then

hang out with their oldest relatives.

You best believe Corona is already lining up right now like it's a Black Friday sale on

grandparents.

Now let's be honest, Corona would just be one more shitty thing that kids bring home from

college.

Because college kids only bring stuff home that nobody wants.

Piles of dirty laundry, shitty taste and beer, their new boyfriend who starts every

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