We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are seeing this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 615. D.E.2722, certificate number 20625.

Islandic Incest.

I mean you know that there's nothing that you can't be totally honest with me about

and you can say anything to me, you know? Anything at all?

Like, say I had a crush on my own cousin.

Hey, you just taught me a lesson.

All right,

I agree.

Oh,

you.

Hmm.

H.

Did you forget to return your Icelandic incest tape to the video store?

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