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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Sylvester Stallone is apparently ignoring California’s new rules aimed at conserving water during the current drought, and “End Of Days” star Arnold Schwarzenegger has been credibly accused of passing gas into a fellow actor’s face on the set of that film. GRAMMY winner and “Law & Order: SVU” star Ice-T makes his first visit to The Ed Sullivan Theater in this Pod Show extended interview to talk to Stephen about the lessons in his new book, “Split Decision,” which he co-authored with a childhood friend who spent decades in prison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thank you so much. Welcome, one and all, in here, out there, all around the world. Welcome to the
0:10.4	late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and I am so happy. I am happy. I'm so happy to be here
0:19.2	with you, and by here I mean in any air-conditioned room. Because, thank you, whoever did this, because
0:31.4	today in New York City temperatures hit a high of 96 degrees. What meteorologists call hotter than the
0:38.5	Devil's Grondle. Can I say Grondle on CBS? I don't know why I can't. It is so hot in the city. Times
0:48.0	Square had a naked cowboy and a shaved Elmo. Yes, I didn't realize he had the... I didn't realize
0:57.2	Elmo had a... Elbow is a mammal evidently. New York, New York is not alone and being hot,
1:03.9	according to CBS News, brutal and dangerous temperatures were felt from California to Massachusetts.
1:10.0	Okay, CBS News just say, America. That's like telling your partner, hey, before we get intimate,
1:18.1	I should warn you, I have this little rash from my right toe to my left ear.
1:25.4	Out west, the extreme heat comes with a side of drought. California hasn't posed water
1:30.0	restrictions this year, including one that limits outdoor watering to only one day a week. It's
1:36.3	gotten so bad Disneyland had to change the name of Splash Mountain Tune, Dusty Gulch.
1:44.2	And coming up here, this might be the thing. This might be the thing you didn't.
1:51.7	In Los Angeles, in order to curb water usage, water police are going door to door. That's got to be
1:58.7	intense. Cops banging at your door, suddenly you're scrambling to flush all your water down the toilet.
2:09.3	Water police are they're walking around the city looking for sidewalk puddles,
2:12.9	a potential sign of misused water. Unlike New York City where sidewalk puddles are a definite
2:21.6	sign of mystery urine. Don't investigate. I'm curious. I'm really curious what's
2:31.5	not to happen. So far, normal people are doing their part, but Hollywood A-listers are going more
2:37.6	than 200% over their allotted water budgets. And reportedly, one of the worst offenders is Sylvester
2:43.7	Stallone. And I understand this is true. Is this, do we have this? We have exclusive footage
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