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🗓️ 10 October 2025
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | You have found the Titus podcast, Armageddon Update, with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Highland. |
| 0:07.5 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update. |
| 0:15.3 | I'm Christopher Titus. |
| 0:17.3 | And this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:19.4 | Ice, Ice, baby. |
| 0:22.7 | You know, the crew of Doey, |
| 0:28.7 | New Balance wearing mask losers. And let's face it, the word is losers. It's perfect. In fact, let's watch some of our highly trained ICE officers protect America, a nation of immigrants from immigrants. |
| 0:43.6 | A few days ago, |
| 0:45.2 | ICE invaded an apartment building on the south shore of Chicago. |
| 0:47.2 | They repelled from helicopters. |
| 0:49.5 | This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus. |
| 0:52.9 | Just like me. |
| 0:54.1 | Use flashbank grenades, broke down doors, and zip tied the worst criminals in the |
| 1:07.0 | godforsaken hellhole that is Chicago, you know, children, because so many infants are in Trende, Aragua. They're arresting the worst of the worst. Gang members. You know, we're all gang members hang out. Bakery, schools, churches, parks, food trucks, and in court. You know, while they're immigrating legally. because isn't that what you guys said you wanted? |
| 1:28.1 | Yeah, let's want them there legally. |
| 1:29.7 | But let's go back to these cosplay commandos, these dickless douchebag zip-tying children in the middle of the night. |
| 1:37.9 | Do you punk's and ICE? |
| 1:39.1 | Do you guys have parents? |
| 1:40.1 | You think they're proud of you? |
| 1:41.5 | So here's what's happening. |
| 1:43.4 | ICE is hiring untrained and incompetent |
| 1:46.0 | mask-wearing cowards who are now going after kids and sleeping families because they can't take |
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