I Wrote an Entire Book - Read-through Part 2

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🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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In the thrilling conclusion of Ben's book, Ben writes about a fictional YouTube employee with the same 14-year-old bitterness from the first half, as well as a bonus mildly more uplifting bonus chapter at the end. Plus, yes, Ben is STILL snowed in! Read along with the FREE book here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/297026441-yet-another-vlogger%27s-book Tweet your crazy near-death experiences to @benoftheweek using #IAlmostDiedPodcast! Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast Follow Ben on YouTube Follow Ben on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, Momos. Am I suddenly super buff? No. It is the fact that I'm wearing my 13 year old
0:13.8	taco cat shirt because we're diving into my 14 year old book that I wrote. Yet another
0:22.5	vloggers book by Bandilla Mata. That's me. So we read about half of it last episode. If you haven't
0:31.6	seen that, definitely go watch that before this. I've taken some time to think about what I read.
0:40.3	Feeling scared, okay? Feeling very scared to continue with this story. So just a little recap.
0:46.6	The first kind of half of the book was talking about my experience on YouTube. This was my channel
0:55.3	back when I had like I think 300 subscribers and pretty much no success was to be found with my
1:01.4	channel. And I was very bitter about it as you could tell in the book. And then there was kind of
1:06.0	like a fun satirical like information guide and like how to become a YouTuber. And also very
1:14.3	bitter. But we have found ourselves in the second half of the book where it's a fictional story
1:23.5	about a YouTube employee that's discovering something really weird going on. His job is to
1:31.0	deliver papers and collect paperwork. But then he finds out that he, well, he didn't find out.
1:37.6	He got hit by a car in the parkade of the YouTube headquarters. And then he goes to the psychiatrist
1:43.6	at YouTube and was like, Hey, I just got hit by a car. And the psychiatrist runs out of the room.
1:49.1	And he's like, what? And then it turns into the psychiatrist hidden with the car. And when he finds
1:53.7	that out, he goes into this room and the walls start closing and they break space in time because
1:59.2	he throws objects and they go through the wall, but he can't push the wall and he thinks it's
2:03.2	going to crush them. But then he uses palm trees to hold it together so he doesn't die. So that's,
2:11.4	oh, and then he teleports to the surface of the sun, falls through space and lands at his house.
2:19.6	So that's where we're at right now.
2:28.1	We're going to just get right into it. This is, and we'll, I'll put some interjections throughout
2:36.2	and also at the very end, we'll kind of discuss what the hell we just read. So let's get into it.
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