I Wrote an Entire Book - Read-through Part 1

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🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

You read that correctly, Ben wrote a book when he was 14 years old. If you want to hear the dark mindset of a teenage benoftheweek, you'll want to listen as Ben reads through the first half of his self-published satirical self-help book. This is a hybrid audiobook and commentary episode, where Ben talks about his online life before turning 15, much of which he doesn't remember writing. Stay tuned next week for the second half of the book! Download the book for free here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/297026441-yet-another-vlogger%27s-book Go right now - Truebill.com/ALMOSTDIED - it could save you THOUSANDS a year! Tweet your crazy near-death experiences to @benoftheweek using #IAlmostDiedPodcast! Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast Follow Ben on YouTube Follow Ben on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Did you know choosing the train over your car can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds?
0:06.0	So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time, one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city, one nap on the way home at a time.
0:18.0	One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.
0:24.0	So when will you take your next trip? Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.
0:30.0	Must remember do not forget.
0:38.0	Remind me to bring photo ID.
0:41.0	Reminder, set.
0:43.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:48.0	The way we vote is changing. So, however you remember, you'll need ID to vote on the 4th of May.
0:54.0	Don't have ID? Apply for a free voter ID.
0:57.0	Visit electoralcommission.org.uk slash voter ID.
1:02.0	Hello. This episode is a little different if you couldn't tell.
1:12.0	Just tuning into the listening version, audio version.
1:15.0	You won't be able to see that I am recording this on my phone as a microphone, my laptop camera as the camera.
1:25.0	And I am in a taco cat t-shirt in my bed.
1:32.0	You might be wondering why. Is that what you're wondering? Yes.
1:36.0	So, I was going to do a regular podcast episode this week when I got snowed in and I was visiting my dad's house and the roads are actually a death sentence.
1:48.0	If I wanted to drive on them, this would no longer be the I almost died podcast.
1:52.0	This would be the I died podcast and there would be no episodes left.
1:57.0	Also, when if I dot like who would take over if I like someone would have to come on here shortly and be like, yeah,
2:04.0	Ben, he's gone. Like he'd finally happen.
2:07.0	Like maybe it was bad jujube to name the podcast. I almost died. But he's dead.
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