I Went to Vegas Alone (and Things Got Weird)

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

I went to Vegas alone and it was a hilarious disaster. I nearly puked on a guy mid flight, got scammed into paying $300 for basically a leaf, and did something I’ll probably regret admitting publicly (yes, it involves morning affirmations and my vibrator). This episode is me catching you up on my life: the embarrassing, the unhinged, and the brutally honest. 🎬 **SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE LAUGHS!** 🎬 Never miss a hilarious moment! ➡️ [Click here to subscribe](https://bit.ly/2LEwDQL) 🎉 --- 🎙 **WATCH FULL-LENGTH INTERVIEWS!** Want more? Get exclusive content & behind-the-scenes moments on **[Patreon](https://patreon.com/lauraclery)**! 💎👀 --- 📲 **FOLLOW ME ON SOCIAL MEDIA!** 👇 👉 **TikTok:** [@lauraclery](https://tiktok.com/lauraclery) 🎭💃 👉 **Instagram:** [@lauraclery](https://instagram.com/lauraclery) 📸✨ 👉 **Snapchat:** [Add me](https://www.snapchat.com/add/lauraclery) 👻🤣 👉 **Facebook:** [Laura Clery](https://facebook.com/laura.clery) 👩‍🎤🎭 --- 🛍 **SHOP MY MERCH!** 👕🔥 Get the latest must-have items here ➡️ [LauraClery.lol](https://LauraClery.lol) Get all your grown-up goodies at https://www.morelaura.com --- 🔥 **HOLLER** – [Order your personalized shout-out today!](https://holler.baby/lauraclery) 🎤💖 --- 📩 **CONTACT US!** For business or podcast inquiries, email us at **podcast@lauraclery.lol** 📧📢 --- 💖 **THANK YOU FOR WATCHING & SUPPORTING!** 💖 Drop a **LIKE** 👍, leave a **COMMENT** 💬, and share the **LOVE** ❤️! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Gen Z scares me.
0:01.8	Did Gen Z scare you?
0:04.3	Because I, like, I'll order a coffee from a Gen Z barista and I'm terrified.
0:11.5	They just look so angry.
0:12.9	And if you smile, they get angrier.
0:16.3	And there's this new Gen Z artist out there.
0:20.4	And her lyrics just scare me.
0:23.1	It goes like this.
0:25.5	Thigh high, boots to the puss.
0:28.0	I don't want a city boy scared of the bush.
0:31.9	Wait, how does it go after that?
0:35.5	Worship, my foot.
0:37.4	Illiterate, I think he's never read a book and i just feel like that those lyrics
0:41.9	just sum up jensy but okay that's all i have on that i was feeling really grumpy this morning
0:53.7	just really angry.
0:57.2	You know, sometimes you just wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
1:00.1	And there's no reason for it.
1:01.3	I slept for 12 hours.
1:03.2	And I'm not kidding.
1:04.0	I slept for 12 hours.
1:05.0	I felt very run down because I went to Las Vegas.
1:07.9	And I'm going to tell you all about that.
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