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An unhinged man slept a 14-year-old girl as she walked to a queen's gym in a shocking unprovoked daytime attack last week.

Of course, the New York Post reports it like it's a bad thing.

And it probably is, but let's read on.

The team is walking in the morning, 1115 on 184th,

and a Horace Hardy Expressway in Fresh Meadows.

That's when the stranger in a backwards baseball cap punched her in the face without

warning.

Do I even need to point out that anyone wearing a backwards baseball cap is a menace to society.

Her attacker ran off, heading west on Horace Harding Expressway, leaving the girl with minor injuries, but she was not hospitalized.

Police revealed and released video of the still-at-large ruffian walking on the sidewalk in addition to the blue baseball cap

who's last seen wearing a blue jacket gray pants and gray sneakers anyone with information on his

wear about is asked to call the NYPD's crime stoppers hotline at 1-800-577 tips that's 1-800-577 t-I-PS or a 477 if you're more the number type these kinds of things happen all the time unprov attacks, usually not on a 14-year-old girl.

What kind of guy wants to punch a 14-year-old girl?

Well, we may never find out, unfortunately.

But a bad guy and things like that do happen all the time.

In America's largest city, world's loneliest town,

an unprovoked attack is the kind that you just have no defense for.

You don't expect it.

You didn't do anything.

You know, it's funny they even bother to distinguish between an unprovoked attack

and what they consider to be a provoked attack

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