Hi, what is your name? My name's Jed.

Jed. How can I get you to lay Jed? What's going on?

Well, it's been an interesting morning, but I had two new life experiences today, and one of them is really really cool and one of them not so much.

Okay what were they? Well I got bit by a copperhead in the foot at work which as you'd imagine was pretty intense. So you know I cussed out the snake

and cursed his name my boss arrested me to the ER and they decided to put me on a helicopter all doped up which is one of the coolest experiences ever by the way.

So it was almost worth it in a way getting bit because when

else was I ever going to be able to get on a helicopter you know?

Bro you know you know you can just get high?

I mean, I know I could, but that's not without, I mean, that's not my aim. It was just a cool like cherry on top like you know like a little treat a little treat a little treat I guess yeah you don't have to get bit by a snake to get high. I mean the helicopter ride is probably

You know that's a whole that's an excursion but yeah you see the snake kind of like a loophole

how so I was just going to get high people people would judge me but like if you get bit by a snake and then say you know you got a bunch of shots of morphine people are like oh cool that was awesome you know there's no they can't judge you for that

interesting yeah no you're right you're right if right. If you're facing an injury or something like that and you just get really high, you're actually, you're a hero, actually.

Yeah, and they're like, ooh, I bet you felt good, but if I just go get high, and you know, they're like, you piece of shit.

All right, where do you work that you're hanging out with snakes?

Well, um, so I live in the woods, like in the holler on my boss's property.

I'm mostly a full-time musician, but I do some like constructions and stuff on the side and yeah I'm usually I'm usually really vigilant

That's still out of time in the woods growing up and I know what to look for and surprisingly enough I haven't seen one on the property this year

so I guess I let my guard down for one second and yeah I felt what felt like a really gnarly beasting and saw that little

fucker slithering away and yeah it was game time after that.

Where are you where it's that beeping noise that I'm hearing? That is my, um, even my heart monitor or blood pressure monitor, one of the two?

Sorry about that.

Are you in the hospital? Yes, that's what I'm saying. I got life flight in or whatever they call it.

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