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Therapy Gecko

“I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.1

Hi, what's your name?

0:07.4

My name's Colette.

0:09.2

Collette.

0:10.1

Colette, you texted me and you said,

0:12.3

I'm a 31-year-old woman who just got banned on Roblox.

0:18.3

Sure did.

0:19.5

Sure did.

0:20.5

So tell me about that. How did you get banned on Roblox

0:24.1

I guess I've just been playing a lot because I have a little brother

0:29.9

he's like you know 14 we've been playing for years or whatever

0:33.5

but also it keeps you out of trouble Roblox does

0:36.7

but yeah I just moved to Atlanta

0:40.8

and from Texas and I just been kind of in my head a lot. And so I've been like just playing by

0:47.5

myself. But I got this new game on there. It was this like, it was supposed to be so chill.

0:53.6

It was like a, like a treehouse tycoon.

0:57.0

And basically, all you got to do is, you know, say, like get all these honeybees, you collect them, you, you know, you build your tree house.

1:08.0

But then also everybody comes in and like murders you and stuff. And you're like,

1:11.6

I'm like, I don't understand why there's murder in this game. There's like chill jazz music.

1:16.2

There's bird sounds. I really don't understand what this game is and why everyone was treating

1:20.4

it like a GTA server. But there was these children and they rolled up that I couldn't collect my honey.

1:26.4

They parked their little car.

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