Hi everybody this is God's ad. Forgive my dishevelled look I just returned from the gym where I faced a horrible situation.

As I was walking to my car, Jussie Smollett and three of his black friend ambushed me and pinned me down on the floor and you know it's very cold here and wet and I see in Montreal and then they drew a

swastika on my head I guess because I'm Jewish and maybe they're

fans of Charles Manson who had a swastika on his forehead later in life, you can check

it on Google, and then they looked at me and said, Jew boy camel jockey, this is not your land.

We're going to push you out of here.

And so I got home, washed the swastika off my face and now I'm just trying to recover. I don't know why he attacked me.

Maybe it's because I'm Jewish, maybe because I'm Lebanese. He doesn't like Arabic speaking people.

Maybe it's because I'm differently waited and so he's a fattest, although that victimology score is going down by the minute given my current exercise regimen.

I know you're a bit aroused by my weight loss maybe it's because he doesn't

like immigrants war refugees I don't know but I hope that you do believe me I mean surely you would believe me I

score much higher on victimology he may be black and he may be gay but I still beat him. I'm a war refugee. So one day of what I experience in Lebanon is more than what he's experienced in his entire life.

And of course, a lot of what he's experienced in his entire life. And of course a lot of what he's

experienced in his entire life is undoubtedly fraudulent. So there you have it.

Earlier today, Justice Smollett and three of his black friend attacked a helpless, middle-aged, differently

waited, Lebanese Jew war refugee.

This cannot stand. Perhaps right, hashtag I believe Dr. Sad and tag

Mr. Fraudster.

Jesse Smollett.

Cheers everybody.