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The Therapy Crouch

"I Wanted Relationship Counselling at 30,000 Feet!"

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get hilariously invasive as Abbey admits to rummaging through Pete’s phone, and not just the inbox, but the junk mail and recently deleted folders too. Privacy? What privacy?


From velvet pouches in suitcases to junk folder discoveries, the couple hilariously debate whether snooping is ever justifiable or just a way of life.


Abbey and Pete spill on the films that made (and nearly broke) their relationship, what romance actually looks like after ten years, and whether being Hemsworth for a day would really be that bad. Spoiler: Pete’s not convinced.


Plus, Abbey gives iconic friendship advice for lifting your besties up, Naomi Campbell strut included, and the great ‘pants vs trousers’ debate returns in a North vs South culture clash you don’t want to miss.


⏳ 00:00 – Welcome to Therapy Crouch!

⏳ 02:27 – The mid-air meltdown over Javier Bardem

⏳ 06:00 – Deep Heat: modern romance?

⏳ 10:14 – Who would you be for a day? Miley? Elon? Federer?

⏳ 15:06 – Pants vs trousers: North/South chaos

⏳ 18:00 – Abbey says goodbye to home (but not horses!)

⏳ 22:01 – Abbey’s brutal truth bomb: “You deserve better!”

⏳ 24:00 – SNOOP-GATE: What Abbey found in Pete’s suitcase

⏳ 25:01 – Pete caught planning a golf trip in secret?!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Rowbacks back at ASDA.

0:01.8

Stock up for the Easter holidays with thousands of prices

0:04.0

row back across the store and online.

0:06.3

Like six packs of Maryland mini chocolate cookies

0:08.4

was £1.38, now just £82p.

0:11.9

An eight pack of Capri's son was just £2.84,

0:14.4

now just £2.38.

0:16.3

And a £630,000 pack of Shreddy's original

0:18.8

was £3.50, now just £2.48.

0:21.9

That's ASDA price.

0:23.5

Selected stores and line subject to availability may exclude ASDA Express in small stores.

0:26.7

See ASDA.com slash small stores.

0:27.9

Online charges may apply.

0:28.9

Others in 23rd of April.

0:32.2

This episode is sponsored by TV licensing.

0:35.6

You know what, Abbs?

0:36.8

Nothing beats that magical moment

0:38.6

when the kids are finally in bed

0:40.0

when we actually get to hear ourselves think

0:42.5

that's when we crack open the snacks

0:44.5

and get stuck into some classic.

0:46.4

Absolutely.

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