I Want My Money Back

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 got the word from some other guy and not the regular pastor so a reimbursement better happen!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.1	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.5	And the subject is, I knew it was too good to be true.
0:14.0	Mm.
0:15.3	We'll get into that, find out what that's all about, and just a few.
0:19.5	Not exactly what you might think, though.
0:22.5	We'll find out.
0:23.8	Right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:27.1	Nephew, what you got for us?
0:29.6	All right.
0:30.0	Y'all know how when you go to church on Sunday, you know, you ain't been in a minute, you know, you know, maybe two, three weeks and went by you.
0:39.4	You know, you're ready to get in there and get your heaven on and get in there and pastor ain't preach.
0:46.6	Oh.
0:47.2	Oh, man.
0:48.0	Oh.
0:48.7	Don't that just crush you right there?
0:50.6	A guest pastor.
0:51.9	And they got a guest pastor or an assistant pastor that's preaching and you just sitting that like, okay, really? Really? You got to give me some notice on this, you know. You need to see. You want to hear the senior pastor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's always somebody, they always give it to somebody that's tried, you know, just...
1:11.6	Yeah, so he can't quite get that text together.
1:15.6	He ain't really studied long enough, you know, just...
1:21.6	Yeah.
1:22.6	So this right here is, I want my money back.
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