This is an I-Heart podcast.

Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today,

and the subject is he prefers it soft and squishy.

We'll get into that, find out what that's all about in just a few,

because right now it is time for today's prank phone call.

Nephew, what you got for us?

Well, you know, I'm my best stupid after Thanksgiving.

You know that.

Between Thanksgiving and Christmas,

there's when my bad stupid.

Yeah.

Just letting y'all know, y'all do know it's Christmas.

Them lights is up, but them lights been up since October, so.

But anyway. I do the exact same thing. Yep. Your treat. This break right here, this is called, uh, this is called Girl Scout cookies. Girl Scout cooking. And you can't just buy one. You know, you got to, you got to support them. You can't just get one. You got to get four, five boxes. Yes. Girls got cookies. Let's go, cat dog. Hello. Hello, my feet. Who's this? Hey, how you doing, man? My name is Glenn, man. I work in building, too. You work for media, right? Yeah, what's fun on? We probably met a couple times. Uh, do you have a girl?

You have a girlfriend?

Uh, why, what's up?

Do you guys live together or what?

What is this your business?

Like, what's the deal?

Why are you asking about my girl?

Well, let me ask you this here. What's going on with you and shit at the deal? What's why are you asking about my girl? Well, let me ask you this here.

What's going on with you and shit at the job? What? What do you mean what's going on with chr? I mean, you know, you know, right? I mean, so what? Like, what's the deal? What, who are you? Like, who the, who the f***s are you? Like, what the... What is this for?

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