I Want My Eyes Buggin' Out!
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Hour 2 of A&G features...
- Fake autism diagnosis & autism center fraud
- Jack wrecks in front of a crowd
- Skeptics of the Iran war
- Creative alarm clocks for hard sleepers
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.1 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.6 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.1 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:27.6 | Warner Brothers World Abu Dhabi is officially developing Harry Potter-themed land in the United Arab Emirates. |
| 0:34.4 | So hopefully they know the spell for Misalum DeFlect Us. |
| 0:41.6 | Wow. That's a good joke. I just thought of this for some reason. If I was an executive at Taco Bell, I would be running a promotion right now with commercials where it says, we've appointed a new Supreme Burrito. |
| 0:54.9 | Wow. |
| 0:56.2 | I think that would get lots of attention. |
| 0:58.3 | Oh, yes, it would. |
| 0:59.7 | We've appointed a new Supreme Chalupa. |
| 1:02.5 | Yeah, and we'll get attention from people with |
| 1:04.8 | bomb vests strapped to them. |
| 1:08.8 | It's a good promotion. |
| 1:10.2 | That's almost not even a joke. So, we will absolutely get back |
| 1:15.0 | to covering the conflict in the Middle East and bringing you various angles and updates and |
| 1:18.8 | that sort of thing, but we thought we'd stray from that momentarily. What? What? You got to look |
| 1:24.0 | on your face. I thought you were going to say some. All right. A handful of stories on different topics. I will tease this. I embarrassed myself about as bad as I ever |
| 1:33.3 | happened my entire life yesterday, which is quite a statement for me. High bar. Yeah. So a handful of |
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