This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and getting.

Live from Studio C.

See, Signor!

Welcome to a brand new week.

This is the week you can all come together.

It all comes together.

You get the promotion.

You meet the guy of your dreams.

Oh, I'm straight, but whatever.

You know, you win the lottery, whatever.

Also, it could be the week that they say,

we need to talk to you after work.

Here's a cardboard box.

For what?

And you come home and there's another guy in your wife's bed. What? This could all happen this week. Oh, Lord. That's what's exciting about every brand new week. All the different possibilities. Fired and left behind. That's a rough week. That's a S-E week. That is really not a good week. I hope this isn't that that week. How is your week? Well, not good. Not good. And today we toil under the title of the show. Meet the new beard, same as the old beard. Or don't snooze on the Gulf of Hormuz. I'm sorry, it's the Straits of Hormuz. I got that wrong.

Don't snooze on the streets of Hormuz.

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