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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Self-improvement, Education, Business, Investing

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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1:02.2	The thing we do if we're in between a rock and a hard place is we don't fuck our entire life up with endless amounts of debt.
1:09.8	That's you being an idiot. That has nothing to do with your child. This paperwork is on you, on you, on you. So $1,500 in what, Disney? Well, we have passes. No, the literal state's about to subsidize you because you can't afford to live and you're going to Disneyland. Fuck you. Well, I don't see it that way.
1:27.5	Well, it is mathematically that way.
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1:43.6	Hi, my name is Lex, and this is Financial audit. Sorry, I don't do it right. You did not do it right. You're... I told you I'm so ADD. How old are you? Oh, 37. Okay, I'll do it again. And where do you... Oh, in Los Angeles. Welcome, Lex, from L.A. Happy to have you here. What do you do for a living there? I am a photographer.
2:02.4	Well, I guess if there's a place to be a photographer, L.A. or New York would probably be that
2:06.7	place. Please tell me you do well because L.A. is so fucking expensive because they refuse to build housing
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