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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4 • 894 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:33.4	I mean, I do identify as it as well.
0:35.8	Do you actually?
0:36.7	I accept all pronouns. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes. So the theme, Twilight wedding. Oh my goodness, you try to get wolves. When I got proposed to, everything went out the window. Logic. It was just based on I'm getting married now. Oddly enough, I assumed you were going to live with your child for the first four years. Oddly enough. Listen, I mean, the people get raised by their grandparents all the time.
0:56.5	Yeah, but they're going to miss whoever raised them. Okay, they'll get over it. A little baby that doesn't have memories still cries for their mother. Okay, but get over it. You know, like, they're just a little baby. Like, get over it. The easiest fucking things I've ever heard in my life.
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1:13.5	And for the rest of the month, I am paying for you. craziest things I've ever heard in my life. Hammer Elite is the best YouTube membership on the platform.
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1:21.7	Okay, I'll face this way so he doesn't clock me.
1:26.3	Boo.
1:27.1	Who the fucking way to move on?
1:29.2	That's what my fiance said.
1:31.9	Can he let you leave?
1:33.1	Yeah.
1:34.3	There we go.
1:36.7	I mean...
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