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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

I've got some advice for Kieran Hayler

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5808 Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2017

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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0:00.0

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0:14.3

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0:16.9

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0:22.3

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0:28.2

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0:30.1

This is a download from LBC. Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:35.8

Morning, everybody. Welcome along. It's Wednesday, the 19th of July.

0:40.2

Thunder and lightning all over the place. What a morning. What a morning. Floods down in Cornwall.

0:45.0

Mind you, not the first time we've seen floods in Cornwall. I remember, was it Boss Castle?

0:48.9

Some years ago where the water that poured down the main street took cars with it. I mean, it was seriously bad,

0:55.8

seriously bad. And the reason that we all knew about Boss Castle is because it had featured on

1:01.2

the television and a programme about the people who lived around there. So it was interesting to see

1:06.4

again, Cornwall getting the brunt of it. But the weather in London, it's just been rain and it's just been, you know, a bit sad. Talk of you for a bit sad. Here she is the disturbed Katie Price. This is a story I said to you years and years ago. In fact, when Katie Price first dragged her weary, saggy old carcass and breasts onto the newspapers. I said to you there's a bitter side to her

1:29.7

that every time she finishes with a boyfriend or they finish with her, she keeps something to

1:34.8

embarrass them. She will make sure that she embarrasses them. She's still doing it to Kieran Hela.

1:39.9

So my advice to Kieran is, go and have another affair, Kieran. Really wind her up, really wind her up, because she kept phone numbers of various people.

1:47.9

She apparently thinks it's all right for her to do it, but nobody else.

1:51.0

So the latest thing is, and bearing in mind, she makes things up.

1:54.8

You know, she will go and tell her to say, oh, I'm only doing this because the newspapers get it all wrong.

1:58.3

Nobody's ever got it wrong about us. She's a talentless old bimbo who's sadly, you know, getting more saggy and ancient as the days go by. So this time

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