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Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

I've Got Bad News...

Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

Armstrong & Getty

News

4.8818 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Jack re-affirms his hatred of April Fools, while acknowledging the gag SNL's Michael Che played on his Weekend Update co-host, Colin Jost, was quite good! 

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0:00.0

I've got bad news. Your husband was killed in a car wreck.

0:03.2

April fools! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's one more thing.

0:07.8

Armstrong and Getty. One more thing.

0:11.3

I've always hated April trees. I've always hated April fools. I've always thought it was stupid.

0:17.5

So the whole premise is you've built some credibility with me over the years and now I'm going to believe you once again.

0:27.1

And then that's somehow laughable.

0:29.3

I don't, I just, I've never liked, even as a child, I did not like April fools.

0:33.4

You jump up behind, scare me or, you know, I think there's a snake in the dresser turns out it's fake I just okay I don't I don't get it I'm gonna be

0:43.6

vague about this but I became aware of a family situation where one member of the

0:51.9

family wanted to issue a very nice invitation to another member of the family wanted to issue a very nice invitation to another member of the family.

0:58.0

But they decided that instead of just issuing that invitation, they would fake a bitter fight with another family member.

1:07.8

And when that fight was over and one of the people involved went outside to see if the

1:14.5

first person was okay they would be holding up a sign making the invitation so i'm going to

1:21.1

convince you that there's such anger and bitterness that uh everybody stormed out right. And then I'll reveal the truth.

1:28.9

And as perhaps my son said, how did that get out of the planning phase?

1:37.5

Yeah.

1:38.0

So that's exactly.

1:39.0

Yeah.

1:39.8

You take something that somebody trusts or whatever.

1:43.1

Michael, was that April Fool's when we did that thing where Joe and I pretended to get in an argument

1:46.8

and storm out of the studio?

1:47.8

Yeah, my very, very first year.

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