I've Got Bad News...
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 818 Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Jack re-affirms his hatred of April Fools, while acknowledging the gag SNL's Michael Che played on his Weekend Update co-host, Colin Jost, was quite good!
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| 0:00.0 | I've got bad news. Your husband was killed in a car wreck. |
| 0:03.2 | April fools! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's one more thing. |
| 0:07.8 | Armstrong and Getty. One more thing. |
| 0:11.3 | I've always hated April trees. I've always hated April fools. I've always thought it was stupid. |
| 0:17.5 | So the whole premise is you've built some credibility with me over the years and now I'm going to believe you once again. |
| 0:27.1 | And then that's somehow laughable. |
| 0:29.3 | I don't, I just, I've never liked, even as a child, I did not like April fools. |
| 0:33.4 | You jump up behind, scare me or, you know, I think there's a snake in the dresser turns out it's fake I just okay I don't I don't get it I'm gonna be |
| 0:43.6 | vague about this but I became aware of a family situation where one member of the |
| 0:51.9 | family wanted to issue a very nice invitation to another member of the family wanted to issue a very nice invitation to another member of the family. |
| 0:58.0 | But they decided that instead of just issuing that invitation, they would fake a bitter fight with another family member. |
| 1:07.8 | And when that fight was over and one of the people involved went outside to see if the |
| 1:14.5 | first person was okay they would be holding up a sign making the invitation so i'm going to |
| 1:21.1 | convince you that there's such anger and bitterness that uh everybody stormed out right. And then I'll reveal the truth. |
| 1:28.9 | And as perhaps my son said, how did that get out of the planning phase? |
| 1:37.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:38.0 | So that's exactly. |
| 1:39.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.8 | You take something that somebody trusts or whatever. |
| 1:43.1 | Michael, was that April Fool's when we did that thing where Joe and I pretended to get in an argument |
| 1:46.8 | and storm out of the studio? |
| 1:47.8 | Yeah, my very, very first year. |
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