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What were you thinking about your dad?

I was talking to him on the phone while I was at my job because no one was here. Yes! I was just alone in the office.

I was working. I was like waiting on something. And so I was talking to him like on speakerphone while I was working because I don't feel like...

It's fine. I'm getting my work done. By the way, fathering anyone. You're not listening to this on two-time speed Emily had a cup of coffee and she never drinks coffee.

Things are going... She's ready to go anyway. But so he was like, you know, aren't you worried that you're in trouble for being on the phone at work?

I was like, I mean no, number one. But also how would she know? And he goes, well she could be recording you. And I said, she couldn't be because I would have had to be the one that set up the camera.

Also, it's illegal, I think, to record your employees without telling them. Oh, I mean you might have to have a visible camera and you can't record the bathroom.

That's all I want to record is the bathroom. From the toilet up, like an up skirt toilet cam.

You know what's happening? Like a lot of Airbnb's people go, you know, there's a certain thing like if you turn the lights off and you look through your camera on your phone, you can see the IR sensors. Like the red.

I think about that in hotel rooms and I'm like, get ready because I could make it. Yeah, where it's like, if you want to see this.

It's so gross. Well, you know, don't cam. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, speaking of dump cams. This first question has nothing to do with it. No.

Hi, Eliza and Emily really love the pod and you too. I'm a 23 year old header of sexual man in an open relationship.

Well, my girlfriend and I are a couple for eight years now. She's also my first girlfriend. We're very happy together. Wait, is that 15? Yes. Did that in my head.

We're very happy together and always enjoy each other's company in our tiny apartment. Also, the communication is perfect. We talk about everything and never have a problem. We can't solve.

I don't have sex, but we do a lot of talking. I love her from the bottom of my heart. And I'm playing and marrying her soon. The only thing our relationship that bothers me is that her sex drive is lower than mine.

Yeah, she's a girl. We've opened up our relationship last summer, mostly because of that reason. To that time, she was the only woman I'd had sex with.

Don't know if this is too much information, but feels like, yeah, I think that's important. But also because we like the idea of quote free love. It's going great. We both enjoy it in our support of each other. But nothing much has happened to this point to be honest.

Wait, I have a question. It's supportive of each other like she brings home another dude and you're just saying they're like, yeah, let's go Lexi.

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