I've Brought Joy To People
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- Jack wants an abandoned car & the Epstein click
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- C.O.W. Clips of the Week & NBC's Olympics apology
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:15.4 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:18.8 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:21.3 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:23.6 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.1 | And now here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:30.8 | Live across from McCain's Chicken outside the radio station. |
| 0:41.5 | Kane's Chicken, Signor. |
| 0:44.8 | And I've been wanting to do this for several days now, |
| 0:48.9 | and I thought today would be a good day on a Friday. |
| 0:51.5 | So, and I just realized I can't hear Hansen in my year. |
| 0:54.6 | What year do you think this Cadillac is, Hansen, that has been sitting out here now for |
| 1:00.7 | a month? |
| 1:03.0 | Executive producer Mike Hansen, noted Carbuff. |
| 1:06.7 | I'm thinking it's a 79? |
| 1:10.2 | I'm told it's an Oldsmobile. It's probably a 78. Oh, it's an Oldsmobile? Yeah. Yeah. Close. That era of very similar Oldsmobile, trying to move into Cadillacs province there of unnecessarily huge. It's an answer. Back to you. Actually, late 60s. Late 60s, okay, or 70s or 80s, whatever. |
| 1:28.3 | Man, I don't think it's the 60s. Anywho, it's been sitting here. It's a cool looking car. |
| 1:34.6 | It's as long as a boat. It's been sitting here for a month, maybe. And I'm wondering if I showed up with a trailer and loaded it up and took it home, would |
| 1:45.6 | anybody notice? |
| 1:47.1 | Would I just have a car? |
| 1:48.8 | I can't imagine that anybody would notice or complain. |
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