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🗓️ 19 June 2020
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | When I was growing up I used to be really active in my local church youth group. |
0:06.0 | The one at our church was mostly run by guys and girls in their early 20s |
0:11.0 | and placed more of an emphasis on bonding and having fun than anything else. |
0:15.0 | Sure, there was still talk of scripture and a focus on God, but you can only retain a teenager's |
0:21.3 | attention for so long with that kind of talk. |
0:24.3 | The youth group put on all kinds of events like pulling all nighters at the church, attending |
0:29.0 | concerts, geo-cashing, among countless others, and was far and away a better option than the regular church |
0:35.0 | service, at least for me. |
0:38.2 | One event, which eventually became reoccurring due to its popularity was something we called the trade game. |
0:45.6 | The youth group would divide up into teams of five or six kids and one counselor. |
0:51.3 | Each team would be given a single number two pencil and dispatched into the local |
0:55.6 | neighborhood. The object of the game was simple. Try and acquire the coolest |
1:00.8 | item possible using only the pencil as trade collateral. |
1:05.0 | Each team would go door to door to attempt and trade the pencil for an item of equal or greater value with a homeowner. |
1:12.0 | Rinse and repeat for the allotted one hour time frame. |
1:16.0 | It was a simple premise, and on the surface, you may not expect it to yield anything too valuable, but you'd be wrong. |
1:25.0 | Previous escapades of this game had yielded things like couches, go-karts, a slushy machine, |
1:31.0 | a giant gumble dispenser, a 54-inch box television among many others. |
1:36.7 | Most infamously was the occasion where a guy was on the brink of trading one team his |
1:40.7 | Hummer H2 for a DVD player. |
1:44.0 | Clearly the guy was loaded, but unfortunately for the team, |
1:47.7 | the man's wife stepped in and shut down the transaction. |
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