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At my age, sleeping through the night is not an option.

Every three or four hours, my bladder jabs at me, groans at me. At my age, sleeping through the night is not an option.

Every three or four hours, my bladder jabs at me, groans at me, presses at me, sending

waves of discomfort through my old body.

When I was young, hell, just a decade ago, I didn't need to get up twice in the damn

night to piss.

Now, if I only have to go once between the time my head hits the pillow and the sun comes up,

I consider that a win.

So it should come as no surprise that at 3 o'clock in the morning, this cold December night,

I'm standing in the dark, aiming my stream by muscle memory at the porcelain

target, and I happen to glance out the bathroom window and see my grandson in the backyard.

The no-surprise part is that I have to take a leak. Again, I am, however, 100% surprised

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