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🗓️ 11 June 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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0:00.0 | The five pound meal deal from McDonald's. |
0:02.0 | Get a cheeseburger or mayo chicken, medium fries, four McNuggets and a medium soft drink for guess what? |
0:08.0 | That's right, five pounds. |
0:10.0 | It's not called the five pound meal deal for nothing. |
0:14.0 | From 11 AM, not available on delivery. |
0:16.0 | Carbonated soft drink upgrade fees apply. |
0:18.0 | Participating restaurants, subjects availability. |
0:20.0 | For those of you interested in listening ad-free and getting access to exclusive bonus stories, |
0:25.7 | check out Dr. No Sleep Premium at patreon.com slash DR No Sleep. |
0:30.7 | There you can sign up for a seven-day free trial to see if you like it. |
0:34.5 | That's patreon.com slash DR No Sleep. Talk to nice sleep. The man's eyes |
0:40.9 | flit this way, flit that way, scanning the crowd. I turn my head just at the right moment so he |
0:47.2 | doesn't notice me. Sir, I need your ID. I glance at the TSA agent and pull out my badge. I don't know what that is. |
0:55.5 | The TSA agent responds, looking bored and annoyed. |
0:59.5 | I need your driver's license, which must be a real ID or your passport. |
1:04.5 | I'm NSA, I say in a low voice. |
1:07.5 | My eyes drifting to the man I'm tailing. |
1:10.0 | This badge will get me through. |
1:12.1 | What's NSA again? The TSA agent asks his co-worker out of the corner of his mouth. |
1:17.6 | Fuck if I know. The other TSA agent replies, while he checks other travelers' IDs. |
1:23.1 | Let the guy through. It's not a real ID or passport. I'm a fucking federal agent, moron. I don't |
1:29.7 | need a fucking real ID or passport. You do if you want to go through this security checkpoint, |
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