I Think I'll have Some Ginger Ale

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

In hockey it is a Detroit tradition to throw a dead octopus onto the ice, but what does it mean when a sex toy is thrown onto the court of a WNBA game? Bobby need to by his wife a romantic gift. Jay walks him through a scenario where Bob can present her a vibrator. The Kelly's will be in the wilderness of New Hampshire, so the toy should have a duel function like a flashlight or fishing rod. Christine is an expert on the subject although she once exploded a pocket rocket while romping around with Jay. | Big Jay hates Sublime but likes some ska music and rewrites a Reel Big Fish song to impress Bob. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	I hate this song.
0:07.0	I have to wait until the...
0:09.0	And if I get drunk, well, I'll pass out on the floor now, baby.
0:14.0	You won't bother me no more.
0:17.0	No.
0:18.0	And if you're drinking, well, you know that you're my friend then I'll say I think I'll have
0:24.1	myself a beer you're gay no no in a good way yay yay in a good way that's a fun song I don't I don't
0:36.1	like it I'm not into it it's too much energy but never had to knock on wood Makes me gonna punch through glass What's that? The shitty muddy ballstones Yeah The impression that I get Never had to knock on wood I would take them over that Huh That I like that You would take that song over that song? Yeah, right here.
0:54.6	Listen to this song.
0:55.2	It's all pretty similar. It's all the same song. This is ass. It's a little more edgy. A little more punk. If you're like at a festival and I heard this song playing live, I'd be like, we got to get over there. I would tell you to go. We have a mini fight. We gotta go.
0:52.4	Christine would be running with a hamburger.
0:55.3	I'd let to go. We have a mini fight. We gotta go.
1:29.1	Christine would be running with a hamburger? I'd let her go. I'll go. I'll meet you over there. I'm not rushing to that. Now, these guys are a little more, a little more edgy than the other. Bobby? Listen. I know they're from Boston. No, no. What? No, no they're, I thought you're saying they're edgier than real big fish,
1:25.0	and they're, real big fish is pretty edgy. Why? Because they talk about date rape, the good kind? That's sublime. Oh, whoever that is. They're edgy because you died a heroin, Bobby. All right, wait a minute. Real big fish was the beer song. The beer song is Big Fish.
1:27.2	I don't drink beer, I'm sober, so it doesn't affect me.
1:28.6	It doesn't have to affect you. I don't drink beer either.
1:29.4	It's against what I believe. beer song. The beer song is big fish. I don't drink beer. I'm sober, so it doesn't affect me.
1:44.7	It doesn't have to affect you.
1:45.9	I don't drink beer either.
2:00.8	It's against what I believe, so I can't really, I can't buy into it. If they made it into soda or just a regular drink, I'd be fine with the song. I think I'll have myself a Sprite. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in, dude. if it's sprite or any type of iced tea, Arnold Palmer, or whoa? Oh, it doesn't flow. Try it. I think I'll have myself an Arnold Palmer. Just say Palmer. No, that sounds like you're going to get whacked off by somebody. How about unsweetened ice tea? Try that. There's too many syllables for sure. I think I'll have myself a Coke, no. I think I'll have some. I think I'll have myself, ice, no. I think I'll have some, I think I'll have myself iced tea.
2:20.2	I think I'll have some. I think I'll have myself a root beer. No. I mean, ice tea. Can't add root in front of beer? No, no, no. It's got to be just the name of thing. I think I'll have, I'll have myself. An ice tea. I think I'll have myself
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