I Started Hooking Up with the Couple Next Door… Now all 3 of Us are in a Relationship
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 28 November 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I started hooking up with the couple next door. Now all three of us are in a relationship. |
| 0:06.0 | I lived in Melbourne, Australia for about a year, 2013-14. There I met a gorgeous male couple, |
| 0:13.0 | Brian and Derek, whose names I've changed for this video. They were both bisexual. They lived |
| 0:19.0 | in the same building as me, on the floor directly above mine. |
| 0:22.3 | I soon entered into a relationship with both of them. We'd do the deed with all three of us, |
| 0:27.5 | and sometimes more. Besides the awesome bedroom fun times, I also became really good friends |
| 0:32.9 | with them, and we're still in touch. It was lots of fun for all involved. Among my neighbours were a middle-aged |
| 0:39.4 | couple with two children. They lived right across the hallway from me and were quick to judge us |
| 0:44.0 | after seeing Brian and Derek exiting my apartment early in the morning on more than one occasion. |
| 0:49.8 | The woman, Karen, asked me in the elevator what I was doing with those two gays. I politely told her |
| 0:56.7 | it was none of her business. When she kept on pestering me, I told her, if you must know, I'm friends |
| 1:02.3 | with benefits with them, now leave me alone. I still remember the look of shock on her face. |
| 1:07.5 | I don't think she expected me to reply so brazenly. When I told Brian and Derek about this, |
| 1:12.9 | they shared their own experiences and dealing with them. This couple was rather homophobic too, |
| 1:18.5 | and had tried to talk to the property manager about the F words moving into the building with families |
| 1:24.1 | and children nearby. They were told to F off, just not in so few words. But any time either |
| 1:30.8 | or both of these guys were in the elevator with them or ran into them in the parking lot, |
| 1:35.3 | the husband, let's just call him Todd, would stand between them and his kids while giving Brian |
| 1:40.5 | and or Derek angry looks. Must have been trying to prevent their kids from catching the gay. |
| 1:47.8 | In the weeks that followed, the entitled couple continued to give me the stink eye any time |
| 1:52.0 | they saw me. |
| 1:53.2 | I just smiled back at them sweetly, which made them even more angry. |
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