“I SLEEP WITH MY MOM”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

A caller reveals that he’s been sharing a bed with his mom into his 20s. He talks about immigrating to the US from Pakistan, whether Tinder is better or worse than arranged marriages, balancing traditional family values with his own individuality, and more. It’s a great call. Then a caller tells me how jacking off to the smell of pot pie somehow resulted in a neuroscience career that has him giving mice HIV and curing it with weed. Can you spot me fare for the bus? I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up man?
0:03.6	Hey, I just got back from work.
0:06.6	What do you do for work?
0:07.6	I basically stick.
0:09.1	So you know how every school kid has a Chromebook?
0:11.6	I fixed those.
0:13.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:15.0	Um, our kids, do you ever see like kids, um, like going on porn hub and shit?
0:22.0	Um, I mean, of course, I've never seen it myself because I work, um, sorry, I'm this is a bit nervous.
0:31.8	So I work like in the back office where we just get like a bunch of broken shit and I'll see on the notes it'll say that the kid was on a movie site or the kid was watching porn.
0:42.4	That's crazy. Do they get in should do you? on a movie site where the kid was watching porn.
0:42.8	That's crazy.
0:44.1	Do they get in should do you like like have you ever
0:47.0	um like seen like like you check the history of the Chromebook and it's a bunch of
0:51.9	porn like you have a rat the kid out?
0:55.7	Of course it's kind of tempting but I don't really because I don't want to know what the
1:02.0	kid is watching you know.
1:04.0	That's weird.
1:05.0	That is weird. I agree with that.
1:07.0	It's better to...
1:08.0	That's the kind of thing that you want to just remove from your brain entirely and not deal with?
1:14.0	Yeah.
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