“I’M A SCHOOL JANITOR”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

A caller captivates us with stories from his 10 years as a grade school janitor. We learn how the job has changed his personal life and also what a “reverse waffle stomp” is. Then we hear from a retired special forces operative trying to decide between staying with his family and pursuing his dream, and a final caller questions the difference between “hoarding” and “collecting” empty Mountain Dew bottles. Please don’t tap the glass of my terrarium. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.6	Hey, what's up?
0:03.6	This the guest.
0:05.4	Yeah, who is this?
0:07.4	Hey, this is Aaron.
0:11.5	Aaron, are you, what are you doing right now there's a lot of activity going on
0:17.1	Yes, I'm putting away equipment at the moment
0:21.6	Okay, but uh let me drop what I got going real quick. Yes, if you could just put your entire life on hold to have this conversation with a gecko. Oh, yes, I do. All righty how's it going good. I forgot your name already what is it?
0:36.3	Aaron Aaron Aaron what's going on man? What do you what do you want to talk about today?
0:41.5	Hey now I just thought I'd mention kind of what I do for work.
0:47.0	I've been trying to call for, geez, I want to say, yeah, I'd say COVID since COVID I gave up honestly probably like two months ago a little
0:59.0	more than that and then I was like you know what I'm gonna send a text and
1:02.0	see how it went I can't even
1:03.7	here we are baby I see why everyone says they say they get nervous
1:09.3	nah it's just you and me dude I'm I'm alone in my house you're alone wherever you are yeah
1:16.6	tell me about your job oh man so I'm a janitor or custodian for a elementary school district.
1:25.0	Shit, I've done it for a little over 10 years now,
1:30.0	and yeah, I didn't know if you'd want to hear some crazy stories.
1:35.0	I would love to hear some crazy stories. I bet you've seen truly horrific things.
1:42.0	I could honestly say I've seen some truly horrific things.
1:45.6	I could honestly say I've seen some shit.
1:48.4	Literally.
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