I See Two Paths

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Distractable is presented by vitamin water. Some drinks are fun, some are functional,
0:05.3	but vitamin water said, why not both? There is nothing more refreshing than like a nice
0:10.9	vitamin water, ice cold sip in the heat. I only drink zero sugar drinks, so of course I'm a fan
0:17.7	of the zero sugar, rehydrate, pineapple, passion fruit.
0:22.0	I'm a big pineapple guy.
0:22.8	Pineapple good.
0:26.0	Born in New York City, bill for people who work hard and play hard.
0:28.9	Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025 Glass So.
0:31.0	Vitamin Water is a registered trademark of Glass So.
0:36.9	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, welcome to distractible.
0:44.1	This episode, worsening Wade contracts dementia, prefers a plain penis and forks the faculties.
0:50.7	Manned up Mark saves his crow whisperer from an ursus Americanaus, notes never more bird war,
0:53.0	and urges undid overlord ship.
0:58.2	Bushy Barb disrobes Mark. Still dungeon dwells is a yoke aficionado,
1:01.3	victory vapor, and captures cults. From missing wheels to starfish cosmology.
1:05.6	Yes, it's time for...
1:09.8	I see two parts.
1:12.8	Now sit back
1:14.3	and prepare to be distracted
1:16.4	and enjoy the show.
1:20.7	Hi everyone. Welcome back to
1:22.8	distractible. What the book?
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