I Miss The Old Distractible

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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I liked Distractible before it was cool. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of Distractable is presented by vitamin water. Some drinks are fun, some are functional, but vitamin water said, why not both?
0:07.9	There is nothing more refreshing than like a nice vitamin water, ice cold sip in the heat.
0:14.5	I only drink zero sugar drinks, so of course I'm a fan of the zero-sugar, rehydrate, pineapple, passion fruit.
0:21.1	I'm a big pineapple guy.
0:22.4	Pineapple good.
0:23.3	Born in New York City, bill for people who work hard and play hard.
0:26.4	Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025 Glass-So.
0:29.2	Vitamin water is a registered trademark of Glass-So.
0:32.0	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.
0:37.4	This episode, Morkish Mark, sanctions a handjob, survives sign of suffering, hallucinates,
0:43.7	then returns to roots.
0:45.4	Wafy Wade, buss for cherry, bends to knee, drops deep distractible lore, and becomes a beer.
0:52.4	Bulky barbs, screws wood hard, digs dungeon crawler,
0:56.4	sea sleeps and snakes out.
0:58.3	From scat backlash to panic points.
1:02.3	Yes.
1:04.6	It's time for, I miss the old distractible.
1:09.7	Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
1:16.5	Hello, gentle listeners.
1:19.5	Welcome back to distractible.
1:21.7	This is going to be an episode of all time.
1:24.8	I can tell.
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