I saw Yoda at the cinema once 🛸
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben. |
| 0:13.4 | On the Sofa is your podcast with your free mates from your telly, where we sit down and talk |
| 0:18.5 | all things, film and TV and our lives and tales in between. |
| 0:24.1 | Today is Friday. |
| 0:25.4 | Welcome to Friday. |
| 0:27.1 | And on Fridays, Jack, where's Ben? |
| 0:29.8 | He's in the mailroom usually. |
| 0:31.4 | He is. |
| 0:31.9 | Ben, can you hear us in the mail room? |
| 0:34.7 | Hey? |
| 0:35.8 | So far away. |
| 0:37.3 | He's down a shoot. We have to speak to him down the shoe. Yeah. Mail room. Yeah, I'm in the mail room. I'm in the mail room with Simon Wilson, our resident artist. Here we go. Ben keeps mentioning Scream 7. We went to see up in the opening night at the Odin in Birmingham. The film is what it is. They answer the phone, they die. They're running around, screaming, stabbing. Basically, all the things you want at screen film. As I came out the screen, I said to Jody, I needed a wee, but the toilet is on the opposite side of the foyer. As I went across, I said, if I don't come back, ghost face has got me. I went for a wee. I came back. |
| 1:15.0 | As I met Jody, she went, she went to the Lou as well, and she went, you wouldn't believe what happened to me. |
| 1:17.1 | As she washed her hands, the tap didn't work. |
| 1:19.8 | So she moved on to the next sink, and in true horror movie style, she looked in the mirror |
| 1:24.3 | to see a woman in full ghost face costume waiting to use the sink. |
| 1:32.3 | It's a brilliant end to what was a good film. |
| 1:35.4 | It's an eight from me. |
| 1:36.7 | An eight for scream. |
| 1:38.8 | Plays on nostalgia, you get the feeling it knows what the film needs to be. |
| 1:42.4 | I'm sure it does. |
| 1:43.4 | Have you ever been in a toilet and frightened? Yeah, in Park Junior School because I was having a wee and Ethan Flowers looked in the mirror and said Bloody Mary three times and I was having a wee and I thought the ghost was going to come and genuinely and it was piss going all over the floor because I was trying to get out of the toilet because I thought, |
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