He's only an Astronaut 🧑🚀 🚀
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 13 April 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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It's Monday the boys are back On The Sofa, Jacks been testing his new eye sight out by painting the house. Colson is in a hotel in the middle of nowhere.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with me, Colson. |
| 0:12.4 | Me and Jack, meet Ben. |
| 0:13.9 | On The Sofa is your podcast with your three best mates from the telly. |
| 0:17.7 | We come together every single week to chat about our lives and the film and TV that we've been watching. |
| 0:24.2 | Today is Monday. Welcome to Monday show. And to start with the elephant in the room, or in this case the elephant not in the room, which is me. |
| 0:33.5 | Well, you've gone, so what's strange is? They've sent those people up now, haven't they? To the moon. I'm one of them. Well, you've gone, so what's strange is? They've sent those people up now, haven't they? |
| 0:38.8 | To the moon. |
| 0:39.8 | I'm one of them. |
| 0:41.4 | Well, yeah. |
| 0:42.1 | Well, the delay that we're feeling is the same. |
| 0:46.3 | It's the same as if you'd gone to the moon. |
| 0:49.0 | So you're in a hotel somewhere on the moon, me and Jack are in studio. |
| 0:53.7 | I'm still in the spaceship, actually. Not quite made it on the moon. Me and Jack are in studio. I'm still in the spaceship, actually. |
| 0:56.8 | Not quite made it to the moon. |
| 0:58.4 | I know the Lou broke. |
| 0:59.9 | I know the Lou broke. |
| 1:01.0 | How did you cope with that? |
| 1:03.8 | It was the gravity. |
| 1:06.3 | The gravity carried us through. |
| 1:07.6 | But you just opened the door and just hope for the best, really. |
| 1:44.2 | They saw the dark side of the moon, didn't that? Yeah. And the Goldilu actually did break. Oh, in the... One of the astronauts had to fix it. They've gone further than any humans ever gone before. They've gone past the moon now, haven't they? And they're looking back, moon, then Earth. Well, Colson would be able to tell us. What do you think it's like on the spaceship? What do you think, like the amenities are like? Tight. A bit like the studio. I think you get a cup of tea. You get a tea station, a loo, then just look out the window. Do you know, like, when you fly... |
| 1:46.1 | I don't know. |
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