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Hello everybody, good morning and welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast.

I have some excellent fucking news for you.

You don't have to listen to me talk in circles for this episode.

So this episode I'm joined by Jill Zaron and her daughter, Ali Shapiro.

We reminisce on simpler times, real housewives in New York,

botnitzfuzz, wedding protocol.

It's just what the world needs.

It's a light fluffy palette cleanser.

I'm currently a nappa pretending that I know jack shit about wine,

trying to keep the rosacea flare up at bay because baby doesn't do well with excess tannins.

A sommelier, she is not.

I have probably consumed in my early life approximately 614 boxes of franzia,

the red blend, perhaps a merlot, also fucked with his infant del so the darkest of times.

I have some exciting news.

You will not have to listen to me and my multiple personalities ramble on and regurgitate,

you know, rain woman style for the next couple weeks.

Next week I am podcasting with Carolyn Standbury and Alex Cooper from Caller Daddy.

I'm so excited we're going to get shit face.

She's flying into LA.

It's going to be a whole fucking thing cannot wait.

But until then, here's a little kibbits with me, Jill Zaron and Ali Shapiro.

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