I RECORDED THIS EPISODE IN A PARKING LOT AND I THINK IT WENT WELL
Therapy Gecko
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4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well. I am going to leave the parking lot now.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.4 | There's no fucking way right now. Hello? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What's up? This is Lyle. What's up, man? How are you? How's it going? I'm okay. I'm in the... All right. Here's the thing. I'm... So I'm in Los Angeles. I did a show here the other day. |
| 0:24.3 | And I have been, |
| 0:26.3 | I've been working on videos. |
| 0:28.1 | I've been doing stuff. |
| 0:28.9 | And I just like, |
| 0:30.4 | I got, |
| 0:30.6 | and I, |
| 0:31.3 | my checkout of my hotel. |
| 0:33.0 | All right. |
| 0:33.3 | I'm in the parking lot of a Ross dress for less sitting in the backseat of my car |
| 0:40.3 | because I need to record this podcast before I get on a plane. |
| 0:46.1 | And honestly, I feel pretty, I got the air conditioning on. |
| 0:50.7 | I have, I don't have Wi-Fi, so I got the fucking I, I'm doing, have you ever done the |
| 0:56.2 | the mobile hotspot? |
| 0:58.4 | Yeah, so I got the hot spot. |
| 1:00.2 | I'm holding my, I got a blue Yeti microphone |
| 1:03.4 | resting on my stomach, like |
| 1:06.0 | it's a table. |
| 1:08.5 | And I'm just in the backseat of my car. |
| 1:11.2 | I'm like, I'm literally just, there's a fucking shopping cart, like, directly to my left blocking my ability to get out. |
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