“I MAY HAVE SOLD YOU DRUGS IN HIGH SCHOOL”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.7 | Hello. |
| 0:07.6 | Hello? |
| 0:08.5 | Hey. |
| 0:09.2 | What's up, man? |
| 0:10.4 | Dude, I just wanted to say, like, I remember you used to do our morning announcements. |
| 0:14.4 | Dude, you sent me a text and you said, I wanted to talk about how you used to do the morning announcements at our school. |
| 0:22.1 | Yeah, you're in a get-go. |
| 0:24.7 | Yeah, I went to Franklin High School back in... |
| 0:28.5 | Weren't you to do our morning announcements? |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah, I used to do the morning announcements at Franklin High School back in 2000... Shit, that was 10 years ago yeah 2016 that's fucking crazy dude now |
| 0:44.2 | you're a gecko now i'm a gecko that's insane that's so inspirational you could be anything |
| 0:49.8 | you ever want to um i thought what did you think did you think i was good at the morning announcements? Yeah, I thought you were pretty solid at it. I saw you going to like a do station or something, but you did it your own way. What? I thought you were afraid at it. Don't give you your last name, but what's your first name? I don't know who you are. Dan. |
| 1:11.4 | Daniel. |
| 1:15.3 | Fuck. I actually, I should have no idea who you are. Dan. |
| 1:19.5 | Yeah, you were, you graduated like, I think a year or two before I did. I graduated 2018. |
| 1:21.1 | Wait, did we know each other? |
| 1:23.6 | You probably know my older cousin. |
| 1:26.7 | What's your older cousin's first name? |
| 1:27.8 | Alan. |
| 1:35.0 | Did your older cousin once throw a huge party? |
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