"I PRETEND TO BE A BABY"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

An active member of the “adult baby community” calls in to talk about this taboo subject, which involves daddys, diapers, rattles, and more. If you’ve ever wanted to know what goes on in a convention hall of adults pretending to be children…this is the episode for you I guess. Later a caller tells me how spending Thanksgiving in a mental hospital resulted in a much healthier perspective on family, and a guy chats with me while passing kidney stones. Movies are more user friendly books. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.0	Hi.
0:03.0	Is this a Gek?
0:05.0	Yeah, who's this?
0:06.0	Um, you can call me snail.
0:09.0	Snaal.
0:11.0	How are you snail?
0:12.0	Um, Snail. How are you, Snail?
0:14.8	I'm great, how are you?
0:17.0	I'm a gecko on the computer.
0:20.4	Yeah, yeah, I can tell.
0:22.0	Okay, so we're here today.
0:26.0	I wanted to talk to you about my life as an adult baby I don't know kind of a taboo subject but what do you mean by
0:38.9	adult baby so in my free time I dress up as a baby. I have a daddy currently. I and I specifically wanted to talk to you about I went to a convention for adult babies.
0:59.0	Interesting so you dress I have a bunch of questions for you. So you dress up as a baby.
1:07.0	Yeah, yeah. Like, what is the attire exactly? It's a diaper. It's's what is it?
1:14.0	Everything. Yeah, diaper. You got onesies. You got, you know,
1:18.0	cute-looking shirts. You got, you know, you got the
1:25.0	you got the pacifier you got the bottle everything okay so and your daddy who is your daddy what is he where in the equation?
1:38.8	So he's about you have the like two hours away from me so I don't get to see him all that often but my school is close to him so every time I go to school I will visit him and we know, he'll just kind of take care of me, make me feel good.
1:58.0	I get a little teased by him.
2:01.0	Yeah, it's like part of our dynamic, you know, he has a wife and you know, she doesn't
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