"I'M A SAD CLOWN"

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

A depressed clown talks about how difficult it is to make friends in the clowning community after becoming sober. We brainstorm some ways they can get out there and grab life by the honking red nose. Then a DoorDash driver tells me about delivering food to active crime scenes, a student tries to judge his peers less, and a final caller attempts to gain more perspective on mortality after a member of their Dungeons & Dragons campaign passes away. How do I get rid of a pimple on my left cheek? I think it is from the paint. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:00.5	Oh my God.
0:01.0	Hi.
0:02.0	Who is this?
0:03.0	Hi, I'm what name today.
0:04.0	I gave Flea, that's my name.
0:06.0	Uh, how are you doing, Flea?
0:08.0	I'm doing kind of crappy right now.
0:10.0	Why?
0:11.0	Yeah, it's.
0:12.0	U. Why? Um, I'm just like really in my like depression and stuff.
0:23.0	Uh, Flea, it says here that you used to be a professional clown.
0:27.0	Yes.
0:29.0	So you are a stereotypical sad clown.
0:34.8	Yes, but that's actually not what my clown, my clown character is sad.
0:40.6	Your clown characters is Me as a person.
0:43.0	No, no, the clown is very cheery, goofy, sneaky, sexy.
0:52.0	A sexy clown? What kind of sexy clown? Yeah.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Um, well I would like to a strip teas where I would like do a strip tease where I would roll around in broken glass.
1:07.0	You did a strip tease where you would roll around in broken, like actually broken glass?
1:15.0	Yeah, like I would break beer bottles before the show.
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