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As lead detective here, I worry that we let too many cases run cold.

So I want to start by asking, did we ever find out what books Julie DeCaro is afraid of

getting banned?

Dude, I looked for way too long and found nothing, but I found a theory.

Is it the don't say gay, Bill?

Yeah, that kind of shit.

Okay, that was my theory as well.

That's the only thing I can think of.

I don't think she's like really knocking the doors down to get Hemingway back in the schools.

Yeah, catch her in the rye.

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maybe you can put the pieces together for us.

We opened a big case on Julie DeCaro

at the end of the show on Tuesday.

So we sure did.

Hopefully you can help us out.

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