F*ck Kevin Clancy

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.7 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Mike reacts to the last episode of KMS.
Mike reacts to the call KFC took on the latest episode of The Kevin Clancy Show.
Craig forgot it was his wife's birthday/mother's day this weekend because the studio comes first.

Transcript

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0:00.0	If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
0:05.0	Fuck Kevin Clancy, you should have left it alone.
0:08.0	Now I will remind you who's on the Iron Throne.
0:11.0	See, I'm Jordan.
0:13.0	You're pippin, you're tripping, bro.
0:15.0	This is my fucking business, you're living off?
0:18.0	I'm the frickin' balls crushing summers on the beach.
0:21.6	When I met you, you were crunching numbers like a geek.
0:24.6	You're more like Marvin without me, you would be starving.
0:27.6	You skinny fat fuck, you start to look like my wallet.
0:30.6	Backseat driving, dick riding you on my life.
0:34.6	I make headlines, but you three Conan on the sidelines.
0:38.0	You unathletic folk, can't stand, can't run.
0:40.5	I'd say blow my head off, that's an insult to the gun.
0:43.9	You're a Jets, Knicks, Matt's fan, you suck, man.
0:46.8	Black people fucking hate you like the Ku Klux Klan.
0:50.3	Damn.
0:51.3	Constantly spewing all your race shit, till Tico Texas came and ripped you out a brand new clip.
0:56.0	You bitch, what do you get when you guzzle down come?
1:00.0	You...
1:01.0	Oh, you didn't think that you could rap.
1:05.0	Now you're white.
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