“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe
Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, August 13th, 2025. |
| 0:04.4 | Coming up on the program today, why aren't there more Christian women prostitute whores? |
| 0:09.0 | Plus, return of the adult baby who microwaves his used shitty diapers. |
| 0:13.8 | And becoming a U.S. Postal Service employee for the great benefits, which is mostly stealing people's government checks. |
| 0:23.6 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in customer service phone calls. |
| 0:31.5 | I want to him. You understand me? That's what he's doing to me? I want to know. |
| 0:37.1 | Where exactly were you talking to a technical agent or were you talking to a... I was talking about that, son of a bitch. I want him dead! I want to come the phone now! Ma'am! I want him dead! Ma'am, we are in multiple locations, crowd in the Seattle area. I have no idea who you're talking about and where you were... That's goddamn fucking... son of bitch. That's giving my story number all I need it now. I've been on the goddamn old for one hour. I don't need me. We're on a goddamn phone for one hour. I have a good phone call coming in on the overseas. It's goddamn son of a bitch. I'm a goddamn dead. You've touched on the goddamn phone. I'm going to kick your butt from here. A goddamn fan of him back. Uh, ma'am, I cannot help you unless you calm down. You don't tell me what to do. I can put you shit. And I'm going to go through it. You help me now. Oh, it's no, buddy! You get the truth right now. |
| 1:28.9 | I'm aware you are! |
| 1:30.5 | Okay, I'm transferring you directly. |
| 1:31.8 | You just make me grow! |
| 1:33.4 | Hey, Don't. |
| 1:34.0 | Get me through! |
| 1:35.0 | It's Distorted View Daily, brought you by listener Dromat. |
| 1:39.7 | I'm a sucker for all of people's pain. |
| 1:41.6 | I actually am 1.4% Nigerian African. I'm |
| 1:46.0 | a sister. For Bloom AIDS. |
| 1:48.5 | I don't have kitty milk. |
| 1:50.8 | Yes, Dimension back here with you for the Wednesday |
| 1:53.1 | episode of TV. Have a great one for you. |
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| 2:01.6 | Dromat. |
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