Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, August 15th, 2025, coming up on the program today, having a venty frappuccino-sized temper tantrum.
0:08.1	Plus, Will Blunderfield churned some creamy boy batter ice cream, taking a porcelain plate to the side of the head, and coming soon, AI chatbot domestic violence.
0:18.6	All coming up today.
0:22.4	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in video personal ads.
0:30.3	I like to do movies, rock and roll, and reading books. And I like taking long walks. I work at the stadium
0:44.9	and I do a good job over there. I do sales at the stadium. And I'm looking for a nice
0:53.5	woman to hang out with. dream woman looks like a blonde and drives a car and must be good-looking the worst thing happened on the date that a woman peels up on me at the movies.
1:11.6	The romantic thing what I ever done to a woman is give her flowers and a card.
1:18.6	The weirdest thing is about me is I like to do dishes.
1:24.6	The sexiest thing about me is my body. The way to my heart is love. Really hot when a woman
1:34.0	rides a car. It's Distorted View Daily, sponsored by Dayton Aviation Services. L-O-A-R. I have it out loud.
1:43.8	Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You got to see the pull the T.E. or the L-O-A-L. I have it out loud. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
1:45.6	You gotta see the pussy or the...
1:47.8	Uh-oh.
1:49.6	Don't get AIDS.
1:51.6	Yes, hey, freaks.
1:52.9	Jim back here with you one more time as we wrap things up for the week.
1:58.1	We played that Dating on Demand clip.
2:04.5	And one thing I've noticed about the mentally challenged, they're not humble people. You know, a lot of times when we think about
2:09.4	the retarded, we're like, oh, they're so sweet. They have big hearts. They like to give hugs.
2:16.7	Enough with the hugging already.
2:18.5	I'm for normalizing handshakes for the mentally challenged.
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