There is no time machine. I'm sorry. Within the first four seconds of this podcast today,

I had to break that hard news to you. There's no going back. There's nothing. Nothing

you can do to work backwards. All that you can do is deal with the cards that you are dealt,

right? It's actually kind of a theme of today's podcast. But with the situation that she found

herself in that she wants to get out of, do we tell her to stick with it and see how things go

or does she need to bail immediately? You can decide what to ask my mom today on the show.

Hi, my name is Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy. You're not just any mama's

boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast. Hello, it is

the 14th of July. As this episode is being released, you're listening real time. My name is

Steve Kramer slash birth name Stephen Yancy. So podcasts is based in three principles. Live

laugh. Love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot in. We love my mom,

a co-host, Nancy Yancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey. Well, I got stood up on a date. Do you know the story

up, mom? Have you seen this on social media yet? No, I'm sorry. I've been at the spa.

I'm checked out for 24 hours. Sure. I surely did. So good. So by now, you may know this story

because it's already on Kramer and Jess on demand. So I'll keep it a little shorter than that

version. Basically, I went to see a musical. I invited a girl that I've been talking to for about

a month. She literally just disappeared. And then she just didn't show up. And I know that she

saw the text message though. So I'm like, okay. And it was really crappy. And I feel not good about it.

I mean, it wasn't like a massive deal. It's only been a month. But to sit in a musical by yourself,

like, I was trying to figure out why is bothering me so much. It was really bothering me.

I wanted to go see Mean Girls, which is the movie, but they have a musical. And it's cute. By the way,

if you want to see it, it's, you could you could miss it. It's not one of those like, oh my god,

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