Happy Boob Job Anniversary

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	Well happy 11 year anniversary to my boobs. Yes, as of this week, I had plastic surgery to have
0:08.5	breast reduction and that was back in 2011. And I'm going to take you back to the moment because
0:14.8	what I want to do is kind of look at all of this 10 years later and give you a perspective that
0:21.2	I didn't expect to have one decade further. We'll talk about it with a moment in Kramer history
0:27.1	today on the show. Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:32.3	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified
0:39.3	mama's boy podcast. What up? What's going on? Welcome to this Wednesday edition of Certified
0:44.4	Mama's Boy. It's the 13th of July. You are here. So thankful for you. In case you were new,
0:49.8	we have three principles on this podcast. It's live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our
0:54.2	lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom, my co-host Nancy, Nancy. Hi mom. Hi honey.
0:59.6	Tell me this on shady to you because you don't know I don't trust anybody in the first place,
1:03.2	but this was a bizarre comment to come out of someone's mouth in my opinion.
1:12.1	No, I'm going out of town just FYI shows going to be on hiatus last week of the month.
1:17.2	I am I am very apprehensive because my typical dog sitter is not going to be in town and have a
1:34.8	I got a Chihuahua. Her name is Kiki. Most of y'all know that. If you're new, she's Kiki. And she is
1:39.3	so be 14. Actually, her birthday is the 4th of August. Don't forget. I'm on the wall.
1:44.5	And so she'll be turning 14. She has a she's got a heart problem. And so she has to be on five
1:49.7	different medications. She has to be fed three times a day. I'm just in her health can kind of
1:56.2	change on a dime, right? Like, you know, on a dime, but like in a couple of days, it can be
2:01.2	massively different than it was before. So I have been looking for a new dog sitter. I told you,
2:12.1	a message like 20 somewhat people on this app called Rover, which is like just a dog sitting
2:17.9	app where people can put there, you know, they're listening. And I finally found this girl.
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