I’m Turning Into My BF’s Mom And I Hate It

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

J&J are back in the studio and with the way the U Up? world works, it’s still Jordana’s birthday. They get excited about everything fall has to offer, from dating and the NFL to fall fashion. Plus, a subscriber helps Jordana amend a remark from last week’s chat about Chappell Roan, and Jared gets a touching message from a fan. The first email comes from a 31F listener who’s starting to feel like she’s mothering her 26M partner. Is this a slight play at weaponized incompetence, or just a serious lack of awareness? The Awkward Encounter is a building ick as a 35F listener is struggling to deal with her BF’s snoring or morning kisses while he’s wearing a mouthguard. Next, a listener feels like she won’t get out of her own way when it comes to great matches she’s met on dating apps. The episode ends with a round of “Red Flag or Deal Breaker?” about backrubs, a surprise home visit, and unsolicited business advice, in partnership with Angry Orchard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 tabs open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to someone, so whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm into, found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly.
0:23.8	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:25.8	Download your new favourite bank.
0:28.0	UK residents tease and seize apply.
0:30.0	Hello and welcome back to the You Up podcast. I'm Jardana Abraham and I am
0:36.9	Jared Freed. It's so good to be back here with you Jardana. How are you? What's going on? What's
0:40.7	the Haps? We got a happy birthday by the way. going on this
0:45.0	this show it's going to a happy birthday by the way my this birthday lasts on this show it's
0:46.7	birthday lasts forever yes because you got the pre
0:49.7	birthday the week after well I was thinking about your birthday I actually
0:54.3	great voice note from you on my birthday loved it I only send voice notes on birthdays
0:59.0	to my closest friends and family and anyone who pays for it on camera.
1:03.0	And anyone who...
1:04.0	It's very much...
1:05.0	Well, I've been doing this for years,
1:08.0	sending my voice note version of my birthday, you know, wishes.
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